This is likely to be a very long post. FNFT World Series baseball and election returns on the same night. A good night to stay home. Here we go...
630pm
| JOHN - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? |
| SP | Wainwright | StL | 0 | 7pm |
| RP1 | Wilson | SF | 0 |
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| RP2 | Capps | Min | 0 |
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| RP3 | Aardsma | Sea | 0 |
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| C | Posada | NYY | 0 | Not starting |
| 1B | AGonzalez | SD | 0 | 930pm |
| 2B | Kinsler | Tex | 0 | 9pm |
| SS | Andrus | Tex | 0 | 9pm |
| 3B | Arod | NYY | 0 | 0/1 |
| OF | Granderson | NYY | 2 | 1/1 2b |
| OF | Cuddyer | Min | 0 | Not starting |
| OF | Matsui | LAA | 0 | 0/1 |
| DH | Peralta | Det | 0 | 7pm |
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| 2 |
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| TIEF - CHIEF BENDERS |
| SP | DHudson | Ari | 4 | 1IP K |
| RP1 | Wagner | Atl | 0 |
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| RP2 | Lyon | Hou | 0 |
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| RP3 | Gregg | Tor | 0 |
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| C | McCann | Atl | 0 | 0/1 |
| 1B | Cabrera | Det | 0 | 9pm |
| 2B | Raburn | Det | 0 | 9pm |
| SS | Infante | Atl | 0 | 0/1 |
| 3B | Zimmerman | Was | 0 | 0/0 |
| OF | Werth | Phi | 0 | 0/0 |
| OF | Markakis | Bal | 1 | 1/1 |
| OF | Morrison | Fla | 0 | 0/0 |
| DH | Dunn | Was | 0 | 0/0 |
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| 5 |
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I'll try to post a similar update every 15 minutes or so and interject BS whenever I feel it appropriate.
Reports say Posada has a routine night off and will return to the lineup tomorrow (unless, of course, he's needed for a pinch hit strikeout later tonight.)
Michael Cuddyer is not in the starting lineup for the Twins despite hitting .467 with 5 HR and 12 RBI against the White Sox starting pitcher, Danks. Don't know what's up with that.
Cuddyer is in fact playing. (Thank you Twitter.) At first base - that's why I didn't see him on the list. Male pattern blindness.
No way I can do an update every 15 minutes. It takes almost that long to fill out the stupid thing.
655pm
ADAM DUNN!!! Two-run jack! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout baby.
700pm
| JOHN - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? |
| SP | Wainwright | StL | 0 | 7pm |
| RP1 | Wilson | SF | 0 |
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| RP2 | Capps | Min | 0 |
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| RP3 | Aardsma | Sea | 0 |
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| C | Posada | NYY | 0 | Not starting |
| 1B | AGonzalez | SD | 0 | 930pm |
| 2B | Kinsler | Tex | 0 | 9pm |
| SS | Andrus | Tex | 0 | 9pm |
| 3B | Arod | NYY | 0 | 0/1 |
| OF | Granderson | NYY | 2 | 1/1 2b |
| OF | Cuddyer | Min | 0 | 7pm |
| OF | Matsui | LAA | 0 | 0/1 |
| DH | Peralta | Det | 0 | 7pm |
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| 2 |
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| TIEF - CHIEF BENDERS |
| SP | DHudson | Ari | 8 | 2.2IP 2H 2K |
| RP1 | Wagner | Atl | 0 |
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| RP2 | Lyon | Hou | 0 |
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| RP3 | Gregg | Tor | 0 |
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| C | McCann | Atl | 0 | 0/1 |
| 1B | Cabrera | Det | 0 | 9pm |
| 2B | Raburn | Det | 0 | 9pm |
| SS | Infante | Atl | 0 | 0/1 |
| 3B | Zimmerman | Was | 2 | 1/1 R |
| OF | Werth | Phi | 1 | 0/0 BB |
| OF | Markakis | Bal | 1 | 1/1 |
| OF | Morrison | Fla | 0 | 0/1 |
| DH | Dunn | Was | 10 | 1/1 R 2RBI HR |
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| 22 |
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Travis Wood has given up 2 runs through 3 innings. Looks like I picked the right pitcher.
I had the wrong start time for Detroit - game starts at 7.
Hudson is having a shakey 4th inning - 2 on 1 out.
725pm
| JOHN - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? |
| SP | Wainwright | StL | 0 | 7pm |
| RP1 | Wilson | SF | 0 |
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| RP2 | Capps | Min | 0 |
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| RP3 | Aardsma | Sea | 0 |
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| C | Posada | NYY | 0 | Not starting |
| 1B | AGonzalez | SD | 0 | 930pm |
| 2B | Kinsler | Tex | 0 | 0/0 |
| SS | Andrus | Tex | 0 | 0/0 |
| 3B | Arod | NYY | 4 | 1/2 R RBI |
| OF | Granderson | NYY | 5 | 2/2 R 2-2b |
| OF | Cuddyer | Min | 0 | 0/1 |
| OF | Matsui | LAA | 0 | 0/2 |
| DH | Peralta | Det | 0 | 0/0 |
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| 9 |
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| TIEF - CHIEF BENDERS |
| SP | DHudson | Ari | 11 | 4IP 3H BB 3K |
| RP1 | Wagner | Atl | 0 |
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| RP2 | Lyon | Hou | 0 |
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| RP3 | Gregg | Tor | 0 |
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| C | McCann | Atl | 1 | 1/2 |
| 1B | Cabrera | Det | 0 | 0/1 |
| 2B | Raburn | Det | 1 | 0/0 BB |
| SS | Infante | Atl | 0 | 0/1 |
| 3B | Zimmerman | Was | 3 | 2/2 R |
| OF | Werth | Phi | 1 | 0/0 BB |
| OF | Markakis | Bal | 1 | 1/2 |
| OF | Morrison | Fla | 1 | 0/1 R |
| DH | Dunn | Was | 11 | 2/2 R 2RBI HR |
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| 30 |
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John is starting to get a little somthing going but I'm holding at about a 20 point lead.
Sucks about Ryan Grant, hey?
Wainwright 2 Ks in the 1st inning.
NICKY MARKAKIS - YARD!!!
Hudson is lights out - 2 more Ks.
ARod goes deep.
745pm
| JOHN - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? |
| SP | Wainwright | StL | 7 | 1.2IP H BB 4K |
| RP1 | Wilson | SF | 0 |
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| RP2 | Capps | Min | 0 |
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| RP3 | Aardsma | Sea | 0 |
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| C | Posada | NYY | 0 | Not starting |
| 1B | AGonzalez | SD | 0 | 930pm |
| 2B | Kinsler | Tex | 0 | 0/0 |
| SS | Andrus | Tex | 0 | 0/1 |
| 3B | Arod | NYY | 13 | 2/3 2R 2RBI HR |
| OF | Granderson | NYY | 5 | 2/3 R 2-2b |
| OF | Cuddyer | Min | 0 | 0/1 |
| OF | Matsui | LAA | 2 | 1/3 2b |
| DH | Peralta | Det | 0 | 0/0 |
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| 27 |
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| TIEF - CHIEF BENDERS |
| SP | DHudson | Ari | 15 | 5IP 4H BB 5K |
| RP1 | Wagner | Atl | 0 |
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| RP2 | Lyon | Hou | 0 |
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| RP3 | Gregg | Tor | 0 |
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| C | McCann | Atl | 1 | 1/2 |
| 1B | Cabrera | Det | 0 | 0/1 |
| 2B | Raburn | Det | 1 | 0/0 BB |
| SS | Infante | Atl | 0 | 0/2 |
| 3B | Zimmerman | Was | 3 | 2/3 R |
| OF | Werth | Phi | 1 | 0/1 BB |
| OF | Markakis | Bal | 9 | 2/3 R RBI HR |
| OF | Morrison | Fla | 1 | 0/2 R |
| DH | Dunn | Was | 12 | 2/2 R 2RBI HR BB |
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| 43 |
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My niece just called. She's working on some sort of school project and needed the starting lineup from Game 7 of the 1955 World Series. She said she looked on line for over a half hour and could find it. Then she figured she'd call me. (Wonder why.) I had it on my screen before she finished telling me what she needed.
The Dodgers beat the Yankees in the game 2-0. Johnny Podres threw a shutout and Gil Hodges drove in both runs for The Bums.
800pm
| JOHN - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? |
| SP | Wainwright | StL | 4 | 3IP 3H 3ER BB 5K |
| RP1 | Wilson | SF | 0 |
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| RP2 | Capps | Min | 0 |
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| RP3 | Aardsma | Sea | 0 |
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| C | Posada | NYY | 0 | Not starting |
| 1B | AGonzalez | SD | 0 | 0/1 |
| 2B | Kinsler | Tex | 1 | 0/0 BB |
| SS | Andrus | Tex | 0 | 0/1 |
| 3B | Arod | NYY | 13 | 2/3 2R 2RBI HR |
| OF | Granderson | NYY | 5 | 2/3 R 2-2b |
| OF | Cuddyer | Min | 0 | 0/1 |
| OF | Matsui | LAA | 2 | 1/3 2b |
| DH | Peralta | Det | 0 | 0/0 |
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| 25 |
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| TIEF - CHIEF BENDERS |
| SP | DHudson | Ari | 19 | 6IP 4H BB 6K |
| RP1 | Wagner | Atl | 0 |
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| RP2 | Lyon | Hou | 0 |
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| RP3 | Gregg | Tor | 0 |
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| C | McCann | Atl | 2 | 2/3 |
| 1B | Cabrera | Det | 0 | 0/1 |
| 2B | Raburn | Det | 1 | 0/0 BB |
| SS | Infante | Atl | 0 | 0/3 |
| 3B | Zimmerman | Was | 3 | 2/3 R |
| OF | Werth | Phi | 1 | 0/1 BB |
| OF | Markakis | Bal | 9 | 2/3 R RBI HR |
| OF | Morrison | Fla | 1 | 0/2 R |
| DH | Dunn | Was | 12 | 2/2 R 2RBI HR BB |
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| 48 |
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Hudson 1-2-3 in the 7th with 2 more Ks.
With 0.2% of precincts reporting, Ron Johnson has 78% of the vote for the GOP Senate primary. He will win in a slaughter.
Walker up 54-42.
Wainwright has given up 5 runs on 9 hits - still in the 4th inning. The night is going well.
Another 1-2-3 for Hudson.
830pm
| JOHN - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? |
| SP | Wainwright | StL | -1 | 4IP 9H 5ER BB 7K |
| RP1 | Wilson | SF | 0 |
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| RP2 | Capps | Min | 0 |
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| RP3 | Aardsma | Sea | 0 |
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| C | Posada | NYY | 0 | Not starting |
| 1B | AGonzalez | SD | 1 | 0/1 BB |
| 2B | Kinsler | Tex | 1 | 0/0 BB |
| SS | Andrus | Tex | 0 | 0/1 |
| 3B | Arod | NYY | 13 | 2/3 2R 2RBI HR |
| OF | Granderson | NYY | 6 | 2/3 R 2-2b BB |
| OF | Cuddyer | Min | 2 | 1/2 2b |
| OF | Matsui | LAA | 2 | 1/3 2b |
| DH | Peralta | Det | 1 | 0/1 RBI |
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| 25 |
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| TIEF - CHIEF BENDERS |
| SP | DHudson | Ari | 27 | 8IP 4H BB 8K |
| RP1 | Wagner | Atl | 0 |
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| RP2 | Lyon | Hou | 0 |
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| RP3 | Gregg | Tor | 0 |
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| C | McCann | Atl | 2 | 2/3 |
| 1B | Cabrera | Det | 0 | 0/2 |
| 2B | Raburn | Det | 2 | 0/0 R BB |
| SS | Infante | Atl | 0 | 0/3 |
| 3B | Zimmerman | Was | 3 | 2/4 R |
| OF | Werth | Phi | 2 | 0/2 RBI BB |
| OF | Markakis | Bal | 9 | 2/4 R RBI HR |
| OF | Morrison | Fla | 1 | 0/2 R |
| DH | Dunn | Was | 12 | 2/2 R 2RBI HR BB |
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| 58 |
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Jake just emailed and asked for another invite to the fantasy football league. Did that. I AM HOPPIN' TONIGHT.
Hudson is done. Reds have 2 on in 9th. AZ up 3-0 - need to hold on so Hudson gets the W.
Fuck the D-Bags bullpen.
OK - great catch by Upton to finish the game. Hudson finishes with 32 points.
Wainwright settling in.
Walker-Neumann race is zig-zagging between even and Walker up 10. It's closer than I thought it would be.
I just killed a centipede.
Wainwright still pitching into the 8th.
920pm
| JOHN - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? |
| SP | Wainwright | StL | 8 | Final (assuming L) |
| RP1 | Wilson | SF | 0 |
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| RP2 | Capps | Min | 0 |
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| RP3 | Aardsma | Sea | 0 |
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| C | Posada | NYY | 0 | Not starting |
| 1B | AGonzalez | SD | 1 | 0/2 BB |
| 2B | Kinsler | Tex | 3 | 0/0 R 2BB |
| SS | Andrus | Tex | 0 | 0/3 |
| 3B | Arod | NYY | 13 | 2/4 2R 2RBI HR |
| OF | Granderson | NYY | 7 | 2/4 2R 2-2b BB |
| OF | Cuddyer | Min | 2 | 1/3 2b |
| OF | Matsui | LAA | 3 | Final |
| DH | Peralta | Det | 1 | 0/1 RBI |
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| 38 |
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| TIEF - CHIEF BENDERS |
| SP | DHudson | Ari | 32 | Final |
| RP1 | Wagner | Atl | 0 | dnp |
| RP2 | Lyon | Hou | 0 |
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| RP3 | Gregg | Tor | 0 |
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| C | McCann | Atl | 2 | Final |
| 1B | Cabrera | Det | 0 | 0/3 |
| 2B | Raburn | Det | 2 | 0/0 R BB |
| SS | Infante | Atl | 0 | Final |
| 3B | Zimmerman | Was | 4 | Final |
| OF | Werth | Phi | 2 | 0/2 RBI BB |
| OF | Markakis | Bal | 9 | 2/5 R RBI HR |
| OF | Morrison | Fla | 3 | 1/3 R BB |
| DH | Dunn | Was | 12 | Final |
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| 66 |
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I don't see any way John wins this.
They just showed Jim Sundberg in the stands at the Rangers game. Holy fucking shit. The guy weighs about 300 pounds. He was stuffing his puss full of popcorn.
Walker up 52-45.
All these games are going slow. It seems like Detroit and Texas have been playing for four hours. Same for the Twins and Sox.
950pm
| JOHN - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? |
| SP | Wainwright | StL | 8 | Final |
| RP1 | Wilson | SF | 0 |
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| RP2 | Capps | Min | 0 |
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| RP3 | Aardsma | Sea | 0 |
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| C | Posada | NYY | 0 | Not starting |
| 1B | AGonzalez | SD | 1 | 0/3 BB |
| 2B | Kinsler | Tex | 7 | 1/2 R RBI 2BB |
| SS | Andrus | Tex | 2 | 1/4 R |
| 3B | Arod | NYY | 13 | 2/5 2R 2RBI HR |
| OF | Granderson | NYY | 7 | 2/5 2R 2-2b BB |
| OF | Cuddyer | Min | 2 | 1/4 2b |
| OF | Matsui | LAA | 3 | Final |
| DH | Peralta | Det | 1 | 0/3 RBI |
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| 44 |
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| TIEF - CHIEF BENDERS |
| SP | DHudson | Ari | 32 | Final |
| RP1 | Wagner | Atl | 0 | dnp |
| RP2 | Lyon | Hou | 0 | (4 - Final) |
| C | McCann | Atl | 2 | Final |
| 1B | Cabrera | Det | 0 | 0/4 |
| 2B | Raburn | Det | 2 | 0/2 R BB |
| SS | Infante | Atl | 0 | Final |
| 3B | Zimmerman | Was | 4 | Final |
| OF | Werth | Phi | 2 | Final |
| OF | Markakis | Bal | 9 | Final |
| OF | Morrison | Fla | 3 | Final |
| DH | Dunn | Was | 12 | Final |
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| 66 |
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Yankees win. Yankees wins. Th-uuuuuuuuuuuh, YANKEES WIN! 10-innings. Carl Crawford is thrown out trying to tag up from 2B and go to 3B to end the game. What a butt-head.
Walker wins. Walker wins. Sc-aaaaaaaht WALKER WINS!
Wow - totally missed this! Jorge Posada did play. And hit a pinch hit home run the motherfucker. That tightens things up quite a bit. I'll have another update as soon as the Twins-Sox game is over. Or maybe when the Tigers game is over.
J.J. Hardy was the player of the game in the Twins game according to the broadcast team.
Tigers-Rangers game is in the 9th. Peralta batting.
1020pm
| JOHN - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? |
| SP | Wainwright | StL | 8 | Final |
| RP1 | Wilson | SF | 0 |
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| RP2 | Capps | Min | 0 | dnp |
| RP3 | Aardsma | Sea | 0 |
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| C | Posada | NYY | 8 | Final |
| 1B | AGonzalez | SD | 1 | 0/3 BB |
| 2B | Kinsler | Tex | 8 | Final |
| SS | Andrus | Tex | 4 | Final |
| 3B | Arod | NYY | 13 | Final |
| OF | Granderson | NYY | 7 | Final |
| OF | Cuddyer | Min | 2 | Final |
| OF | Matsui | LAA | 3 | Final |
| DH | Peralta | Det | 1 | Final |
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| 55 |
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| TIEF - CHIEF BENDERS |
| SP | DHudson | Ari | 32 | Final |
| RP1 | Wagner | Atl | 0 | dnp |
| RP2 | Lyon | Hou | 0 | (4 - Final) |
| C | McCann | Atl | 2 | Final |
| 1B | Cabrera | Det | 0 | Final |
| 2B | Raburn | Det | 2 | Final |
| SS | Infante | Atl | 0 | Final |
| 3B | Zimmerman | Was | 4 | Final |
| OF | Werth | Phi | 2 | Final |
| OF | Markakis | Bal | 9 | Final |
| OF | Morrison | Fla | 3 | Final |
| DH | Dunn | Was | 12 | Final |
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| 66 |
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Adrian Gonzalez will be up to bat in a couple of minutes - his last AB.
He's being walked intentionally.
OK, I think I'll wrap it up. Gonzalez gets another point so it's Tief 66, John 56. We each get a RP - that's it (unless the Padres game goes extras and Gonzalez bats again). I'm not going to wait up to see if Wilson or Aardsma go later tonight. I get 4 from Lyon if Wagner doesn't pitch. It ain't over, but I like where I'm sittin'.
Scott Walker wins.
Ron Johnson wins.
Tief probably wins.
It's a...
Good Night!